This is going to be a short and sweet post letting you know I have a surprise for you. Beginning on 10 November 2017 and going through to 13 November 2017, I am going to be giving away some surprise free minutes to chat with me. This will be on my twitter account so make sure you follow @TheDirtyOracle and throughout the day I might just announce, “First person to call me right now is getting a surprise!”

• Might be a custom audio
• Might be free minutes
• Might be a handwritten note
• Might be some dirty written erotica just for you

I’m going to be working longer hours over those three days to maximize your chance to win a prize.

Good luck!